it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Bring me that man meat
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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