I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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