if only i could text you this smell
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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