Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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