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I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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