I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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why do cheetos always look like penises
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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