You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I can feel your judgement through the phone
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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