There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Two words: nipple clamps
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