Having a random hookup so left but love u
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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