Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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