This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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