i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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