I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i permit you to call me
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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