But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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