maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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