i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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