Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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