his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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