operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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