I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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