naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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