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Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions

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(408): Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions http://tfl.nu/cic0

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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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(310): she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator http://tfl.nu/t2x8

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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(

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(303): I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :( http://tfl.nu/s6q5

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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.

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(630): just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now. http://tfl.nu/m10w

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(203): View more from Connecticut

please don't let me die tonight

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what have you done for me lately?

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(203): please don't let me die tonight (860): what have you done for me lately? http://tfl.nu/9vcn

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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.

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People still let you watch their kids?

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(970): I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer. (1-970): People still let you watch their kids? http://tfl.nu/8t1p

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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious

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(862): forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious http://tfl.nu/eea3

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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex

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wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh

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(310): she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex (1-310): wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh http://tfl.nu/mhlr

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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.

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(864): just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring. http://tfl.nu/qf1b

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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.

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(217): it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex. http://tfl.nu/bdfn

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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.

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(206): She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers. http://tfl.nu/uzdb

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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.

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(313): No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea. http://tfl.nu/zdpv

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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.

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(607): To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail. http://tfl.nu/vfu4

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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...

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(507): I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though... http://tfl.nu/ukj5

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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will

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(205): I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will http://tfl.nu/rm9j

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