So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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