Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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