it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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