They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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