I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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