what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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