And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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