hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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