Don't you send me to vm
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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