the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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