dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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