Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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