oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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