come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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