Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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