Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
All I want is dick and wine.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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