Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
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Operation Purity has been aborted
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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