I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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