im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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