Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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