How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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