How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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