i just google imaged poop.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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