i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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