More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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