But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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