Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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