He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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